1. If you are choking on an ice cube, dont panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly
removed.
Intolerance and hate are two things that set me off every time, and people who are intolerant always have awe-inspiringly lame reasons for their attitudes. As a dyke Ive had some personal experience with questions from people who are unaccustomed to utilizing any of their brain cells.